[crusty old prospector]

No, they probably have live updates and group hugging sessions as the carcasses wash ashore, whether from natural causes or from the oil.

[commish]

No, they probably have live updates and group hugging sessions as the carcasses wash ashore, whether from natural causes or from the oil.

Even Fox is in on the assinine hysteria, they are breathlessly reporting over 500 dead birds this week -- and eek eek gasp gasp oh my god oh my god THIRTY EIGHT actually had OIL in them.