You must be an INTJ. :-) Ever hear of Meyers-Briggs Personality Type. You are not wrong. You have just described only one element of patterning. Monkey Face is describing another external force patterning that is truly based on synchronistic events as well as clear force from the outside.
Monkey Face described a belief that he or she holds. As I made clear, it is not my place to argue for or against another person's beliefs. My point is strictly focused on the myth that celebrity deaths come in threes. They do not, and I provided empirical evidence to prove the point.
However, if a person wants to believe that celebrities are unique among human beings in that their deaths come in threes, to that I say whatever floats your boat.