Progress: The condition of moving forward, especially in the contexts of personal liberty or technical capability, made possible by the forcible restraint of removal of "Progressives", a mis-named genus of semi-sentient parasites who masquerade as human beings and tend to infest otherwise healthy human enclaves.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.