[antivenom]

Now he’s just fishing for some meaningful way to end this. Wow birds flying around and oily turtles...really?

This clown is so lame without a teleprompter...

[saltus]

Obungler totally fails to understand proper booming—which the Coast Guard or Jindal could do.

Warning—extremely foul language, but it makes very valid points
http://videosift.com/video/BP-Fails-Booming-School-101

Coordination? MMS is under the Dept. of Interior; Chu is head of Dept. of Energy; Coast Guard is under Dept. Homeland Security; then there is EPA... and State governments...