[JRandomFreeper]

Because oil couldn't be naturally bubbling up from beneath the floor of the Gulf. /s

/johnny

[yatros from flatwater]

Because oil couldn't be naturally bubbling up from beneath the floor of the Gulf. /s

Well, maybe about half!
Oil In Ocean Shows Up On NASA Images: Half Of The Oil In The Ocean Bubbles Up Naturally From Seafloor

[bboop]

Maybe they were Tar Babies.