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To: Richard Kimball
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to whine and flail about in dramatic Hollywood fashion, one to send Conchita the maid out for a latte, and one to drive over to Lowes to pick up the illegal to come install the bulb.

80 posted on 05/19/2010 10:10:10 AM PDT by ScottinVA (RIP to the country I love...)
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To: ScottinVA
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to whine and flail about in dramatic Hollywood fashion, one to send Conchita the maid out for a latte, and one to drive over to Lowes to pick up the illegal to come install the bulb.

Make that four.

One environmentalist do a study to ensure that the light bulb would have no impact on any insects or animals in the area.

147 posted on 05/19/2010 12:37:39 PM PDT by alexandria ("If this be treason, make the most of it!" Patrick Henry)
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