[Logic n' Reason]

Hey....I live up here in the upper Midwest!

We've broken 80 degress only once since Jan 1, 2010....and it is May 19th for pete's sake.

The polar bears will soon be hunting harmless little puppies and kitties right in my backyard!

And it was only two years ago that I bought land along the Mississippi (on algore's recommendation) that global warming was going to turn the upper midwest into the new Miami beach!!!!

So what do I do now?????????????????????????

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[GonzoGOP]

So what do I do now?????????????????????????

Well life is gonna suck for a while. But look at the bright side. If there is another ice age there are some good things.
(1)A mile thick glacier will push New York into the ocean
(2)The drop in sea levels will put LA and SF way inland so nobody will want to live there.
(3)A mile thick glacier will push New York into the ocean
(4)We will get to yell TOLD YA SO at the global warmers before we freeze or starve to death
(5)A mile thick glacier will push New York into the ocean
(6)Russia & Europe will have it worse than us so the libs will finally stop trying to make us into a mirror of Europe.
(7) Oh and did i mention that a mile thick glacier will push New York into the ocean

[Right Wing Assault]

I’m by Lake Erie. I wish it would warm up. I wish the cold rainy days would stop. I’ve had 4+” in the last few days. The yard is mush. I wish the wind would back off. Where is spring? It feels like late October here lately. Some warm days at the start of the month, but not any more.

May showers bring June flowers??