We are a world leader in biotechnology. We supply the world with innovative medicines that those socialist bastards insist we cut them a flat rate deal on or they will just copy the molecular structure!
We sequenced the genome first! An accomplishment of private enterprise and American know-how our can do spirit.
When you think of all the things the government spends funding on, I just think funding basic research should be on the bottom of the list of programs Conservatives should wish to slash.