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Cool idea!

My question was taken off a website asking why don't we arm our soldiers with super soakers containing pig's blood when we fight against muslims? Seems like an easy win. They would give up without a fight any many lives could be saved. Many muslims would not wake up in Hell disappointed that the 72 virgins were a lie (or pimply faced 13 year old boys).

My brother-in-law actually asked about this when he was in the military and they said they couldn't do it.

I would like to quote JFK on this one and ask, “Why not?”

That would tie in nicely with a plan I submitted to DARPA several years ago. I proposed using military cargo planes to perform low-altitude, low-speed, "supply drops" of thousands of live pigs into Iraqi and Afghan cities. During flight, the animals would be housed in padded crates (about 100 pigs to a crate) designed to slide out the back of the plane and to burst open upon impact.

As an added touch, I also proposed making a bunch of custom "tee-shirts" for the pigs with "I'm with Mohammed" printed on them, and an arrow pointing to the pigs' butts. I suggested that the chaos caused by a couple thousand live swine running through their city street wearing blasphemous t-shirts would be well worth the effort and expense.

I never DID hear back from them... can't imagine why...

I also suggested issuing a world-wide press release stating that U.S. munitions manufacturers had recently begun coating each and every round of ammunition with a very light coating of pork fat prior to final packaging -- Just to prevent corrosion, don't you know!