[PROCON]

THAT's not a kilt!

D@mn, google, what would a Finn know about kilts anyway!!

[AnAmericanMother]

That's o.k.! I don't know much about the Kalevala, so we're even.

But seriously, if a kilt isn't made of heavy wool and deeply pleated so that it has some weight to it, it will fly up in the breeze. Because of the . . . ahem . . . ventilation, they aren't particularly hot in the summertime.