[SamuraiScot]

Roger Ebert . . . has a solution. "Kids who wear American Flag T-shirts on 5 May should have to share a lunchroom table with those who wear a hammer and sickle on 4 July," he tweeted.

No problem. Five patriotic kids with the brass to stand up to school administrators vs. a couple of skinny dweebs and fat girls with Lefty parents who may still be on drugs. I think the confrontation would be short and exciting. And personally, I'm betting on the patriots. Any takers?

[WOBBLY BOB]

The hammer and sickle table was already occupied by the school board and the Che table was already occupied by the
teachers so the kids will have to settle for the Pol Pot table.