[SeekAndFind]

[Snickering Hound]

Uncle Rico already tried it, it doesn't work.

[SeekAndFind]

All you need is a wormhole, the Large Hadron Collider or a rocket that goes really, really fast

'Through the wormhole, the scientist can see himself as he was one minute ago. But what if our scientist uses the wormhole to shoot his earlier self? He's now dead. So who fired the shot?'

[Jeff Chandler]

If we had a time machine, would could give his mother birth control pills.

[edcoil]

It’s official: he is a crank.

[mlocher]

I'm obsessed by time. If I had a time machine I'd visit Marilyn Monroe in her prime or drop in on Galileo as he turned his telescope to the heavens.

How do we know that Stephen Hawking is not here from a later instant of time visiting us now?

[TheVitaminPress]

Ping

[ßuddaßudd]

Awesome Dude . .

[Jim W N]

Stephen Hawking is a very intelligent person who doesn't seem to have the faith he needs.

The "time machine" he's looking for is really the "timeless" machine and we already have one and it’s a person - Jesus Christ. One of these days He's coming to transport us all out of here just before all hell breaks loose. This is what Steven Hawking is looking for.

[TBP]

Simple. Get an old DeLorean and a flux capacitor.

[greatdefender]

[mlocher]

Stephen Hawking has done much research on the event horizon around black holes. I wish he would be describe what happens to our tax dollars as they vanish across the event horizon into the large black hole known as the federal government.

[KarlInOhio]

Can his wheelchair hit 88 miles per hour?

[OldDeckHand]

I'm glad that Hawking speaks about Einstein's theory of time dilation. When people mock theoretical science, I often point back to Einstein and this very theory, that he established almost 80 years before it was actually proven by experimentation.

The concept that time moves at varying speeds was almost heretical back in Einstein's day. But, there it is, proven completely accurate. Just because science is unable to prove a particular theory accurate do to technological limitation, doesn't necessarily mean the theory is flawed, even though it may contradict well-accepted scientific and philosophical principles.

[ShadowAce]

For someone who’s supposed to be so smart, he’s pretty stupid.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Can we open a portal to the past or find a shortcut to the future?

Yes and no.

To travel to the future, just get into a vehicle that can travel at 99.9% of 186,000 miles per second.

Travel to the past? Doubtful.

[humblegunner]

I keep yelling at those people operating the Stargate to RIGHT CLICK
on that dialing device! Right click opens up a time time travel menu!

Do they listen? Hell no.

[TexasRepublic]

All you need to time travel is an Infinite Improbability Drive.

[Cyman]

All your bases are belong to us.

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