Adopt a Liberal (just to tick them off!)

May 1, 2010 | jellybean

[jellybean]

What better day to contribute to Free Republic in the name of your favorite liberal than May Day?

Do you have a brother-in-law who knows everything and can spout the latest DNC talking points without checking his notes?

How about a sister who thinks Obama is the best president we've ever had and thinks you're a racist because you disagree with his actions and policies?

Does your neighbor harass you and call you derogatory names because you attended a Tea Party rally?

Well, why not show them how tolerant you are of their minority opinion and send a donation to Free Republic in their name! Then send them a note to let them know you did!

You may be asking, "jellybean, how can I participate in this awesome May Day gift idea?" Well I'm glad you asked!

• Click on the Donation link.
• Donate $5, $10, $20 or more (how about making them a $5 monthly donor if they really get on your nerves?)
• In the comment box put: "On behalf of my liberal brother-in-law" or "My loony sister's head will explode!" or just "Adopting a liberal."
• Then send them a card announcing their donation to Free Republic!

Most of all - HAVE FUN!

[jellybean]

I like the idea of donating in the name of Alan Grayson. Talk about a head that will explode on receiving a card.

Ha ha ha! Do it!

Don't forget to send him a card!

[jellybean]

The Queen visits Free Repubic!

[jellybean]

Searching for donors!

[parsifal]

I’m in. I’ll send $25 to adopt one. Let’s see, how about I adopt Paul “Puke” Begala? What’s his address? My check will be in the mail. Really.

LOL!

parsy, who wonders if he can make the Pukester go sit in the corner????

[jellybean]

Do you know any liberals you'd like to p!ss off on May Day?

Let me know if you'd like to be added to the Ann Coulter ping list.

I know someone asked me stop pinging them to fund raising threads, but quite frankly, I don't remember who it was and they didn't tell me which Ping List they were on. I have about 6 pings lists (some with over 200 names) and I'm too lazy to search through them all to find your name. So, if you want me to stop pinging you to the fund raiser thread, you'll have to tell me from which list to remove your name.

Anyway...this is the Ann Coulter ping list:

[jellybean]

I’m in. I’ll send $25 to adopt one. Let’s see, how about I adopt Paul “Puke” Begala?

That's the spirit!

jellybean, who isn't in the mood to go searching through liberal websites to find an address for liberal pukes!

[Syncro]

Those are so cool, I'm going to have to make one when I have time!

Oh, and good idea, this fund-raising thread jellybean

[jellybean]

Know any liberals who would be thrilled to learn you've donated to FR on their behalf?

I know someone asked me stop pinging them to fund raising threads, but quite frankly, I don't remember who it was and they didn't tell me which Ping List they were on. I have about 6 pings lists (some with over 200 names) and I'm too lazy to search through them all to find your name. So, if you want me to stop pinging you to the fund raiser thread, you'll have to tell me from which list you'd like to be removed.

This is the Fred Thompson ping list!

[jellybean]

Those are so cool, I'm going to have to make one when I have time!

They're fun to make! Have a ball with them!

Even Sarah supports Free Republic!

[onyx]

[jellybean]

Hello, onyx!

Give FR a hug!
Click the pic!

[jellybean]

Atlas may have Shrugged, but he would supported giving freely to Free Republic!

I know someone asked me stop pinging them to fund raising threads, but quite frankly, I don't remember who it was and they didn't tell me which Ping List they were on. I have about 6 pings lists (some with over 200 names) and I'm too lazy to search through them all to find your name. So, if you want me to stop pinging you to the fund raiser thread, you'll have to tell me from which list you'd like to be removed.

This is the Atlas Shrugged ping list.

[jellybean]

This is the Free Republic Welcome Wagon ping list.

Wanna make a liberal's head explode? Donate to Free Republic in their name! Then send them a note to let them know you did!

I know someone asked me stop pinging them to fund raising threads, but quite frankly, I don't remember who it was and they didn't tell me which Ping List they were on. I have about 6 pings lists (some with over 200 names) and I'm too lazy to search through them all to find your name. So, if you want me to stop pinging you to the fund raiser threads, you'll have to tell me from which list you'd like your name removed.

[onyx]

Have ya ever wanted to punch a smug Marxist? Here's your chance.

[jellybean]

Donate today!

Do it for the kitties!

[jellybean]

This is the Retro-Sexual ping list!

Do you know any metro sexuals who you would like to honor by sending a donation to Free Republic on their behalf?

Be sure to let them know!

I know someone asked me stop pinging them to fund raising threads, but quite frankly, I don't remember who it was and they didn't tell me which Ping List they were on. I have about 6 pings lists (some with over 200 names) and I'm too lazy to search through them all to find your name. So, if you want me to stop pinging you to the fund raiser thread, you'll have to tell me from which list you'd like to be removed.

[onyx]

BTTT

[trisham]

You are amazing! :)

Click the 'Bump' Graphic

[jellybean]

I just enjoy tweaking liberals!

[trisham]

Because you’re so good at it? :)