[Kenny Bunk]

........during which time the former Spanish inhabitants of the region, now American citizens, have prospered beyond the wildest dreams of the Mexicans still stuck in Mexico. To compare the infrastructure, roads, schools, hospitals etc of the two regions is to understand the truth. The Mexican government has been mired in graft, corruption, nepotism and chaos from the very start until today.

Gringo Lies! México is a Paradise, where a man can prosper, a woman can flower, and leetle childrens can grow stron to fight the yanqui oppressors who stole our sacred lands. This is why we cross the border, not to mow jore lawn, gringo, but to reconquer our homeland in bouncing low-riders. Of course, first we need jore money.

BTW, this is one hell of a lot better Spanish than Mayor Villaraigosa, the Mechista who is turning LA into Guadalajara, can speak!

[Travis McGee]

Hey, it's not as if they are asking for a lot.