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1 posted on 04/28/2010 4:54:22 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

If you give a progressive an inch they will always take a mile.


2 posted on 04/28/2010 5:01:15 AM PDT by screaminsunshine (i)
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To: Kaslin

If Walter had been paying attention, he might have had a chance to cut it off at the anti-drug zealot stage.


3 posted on 04/28/2010 5:01:37 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: Kaslin; Mrs. B.S. Roberts

They came for my tobacco..no real harm.
They came for my salt...better for me.
They came for my bagel and cream cheese...lower my LDL.
They came for my soda...not good for me.
They came for my sugar...bad for me.
They came for my hamburger with onion.....not healthy
They came for my ice cream....really not good.
They came for my red meat...I’ll be better off.
They came for my cheese pizza....I’ll be healthier.
Finally they came to see while I still had a smile and took that, too.
Don’t laugh, they also forced us into tiny deathmobiles, didn’t they?


4 posted on 04/28/2010 5:05:35 AM PDT by CaptainAmiigaf ( NY Times: We print the news as it fits our views.)
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To: Kaslin

Demolition Man: 1994 Sylvester Stallone in the future 2030

Stallone: Hey, pass the salt...

Bullock: Sorry, salt is one of the things that is bad for you, and thus illegal...

One of the channels has been playing this movie lately and
it’s vision of the future is coming true day by day...


6 posted on 04/28/2010 5:08:19 AM PDT by Galt2010
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To: Kaslin

Next thing you know, salt will be available at Walmart behind cashier #15 along with the smokes and the baby formula.


7 posted on 04/28/2010 5:08:39 AM PDT by AutumnFire
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To: Kaslin

Yo, man, where y’all goin’? Y’all goin’ in that restaurant over there? Huh? Y’all got a reservation…or one a them uh…‘Call Ahead’ numbers or somethin’?

Hey…lissen…y’all got any “spice?”

Now y’all ain’t a cop or anything, huh? Naw…y’all ain’t no cop. No cop ever wore $500 shoes like them there. Pretty lady on the arm, too. How y’all doin’, Miss? Alright? Yeah, that’s good.

Now look here, y’all…a fancy couple deserve the finer things in life, dig? ‘specially when y’all be eatin’ in one a them upper class places here on the Ave. What y’all need is somethin’ that ain’t on the menu, right? A little party flavor? So look here…I can let y’all have some reg’lar NaCl for an even ten, right? Just wait ‘til the gar-sawn turn his back, and sprinkle it on y’all’s salad. We’re talkin’ big-time taste, yeah? An’ look here…a little more’ll getcha the fancy stuff, if y’all think y’all can handle it. Check it…I got Cypress Flake if y’all havin’ seafood, Himalayan – course and fine, I even got Alaea Hawaiian if y’all gettin’ somethin’ off the grill.

What’s that? You want Fleur De Sel de Camargue? Well well well. It sure is nice to meet a man what knows his salt. Y’all know that’s expensive, yeah? On account a it bein’ imported? Yeah… y’all know. Well y’all just got lucky, cuz I’m the only shaker this side the park what carries it. Y’all got the cash, I got the crystals. Y’all know what I’m sayin’? Let’s step over here out the way and see what kind a business we can work.


8 posted on 04/28/2010 5:09:19 AM PDT by Famishus (North of the equator, the Death Spiral is clockwise.)
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To: Kaslin

...even after all these years(Menken died in the 50s)it’s almost impossible to improve upon his descripton of the health care tyrants....if anything, they are more zealous than ever.


9 posted on 04/28/2010 5:10:26 AM PDT by STONEWALLS
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To: Kaslin

Yesterdays pot smoking, long haired draft dodging hippie is today’s elderly government working health nazi.


12 posted on 04/28/2010 5:40:09 AM PDT by Leisler
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To: Kaslin

Gandhi started a Revolution when the Government overreached on salt...


13 posted on 04/28/2010 6:16:34 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Kaslin
So we can't have a CHOICE how much salt we want but we are supreme court mandated to have the CHOICE of killing our babies in the womb.

Is that the way I am supposed to understand the progressive's world?

23 posted on 04/28/2010 12:30:39 PM PDT by thirst4truth (www.Believer.com)
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