If you give a progressive an inch they will always take a mile.
If Walter had been paying attention, he might have had a chance to cut it off at the anti-drug zealot stage.
They came for my tobacco..no real harm.
They came for my salt...better for me.
They came for my bagel and cream cheese...lower my LDL.
They came for my soda...not good for me.
They came for my sugar...bad for me.
They came for my hamburger with onion.....not healthy
They came for my ice cream....really not good.
They came for my red meat...I’ll be better off.
They came for my cheese pizza....I’ll be healthier.
Finally they came to see while I still had a smile and took that, too.
Don’t laugh, they also forced us into tiny deathmobiles, didn’t they?
Demolition Man: 1994 Sylvester Stallone in the future 2030
Stallone: Hey, pass the salt...
Bullock: Sorry, salt is one of the things that is bad for you, and thus illegal...
One of the channels has been playing this movie lately and
it’s vision of the future is coming true day by day...
Next thing you know, salt will be available at Walmart behind cashier #15 along with the smokes and the baby formula.
Yo, man, where yall goin? Yall goin in that restaurant over there? Huh? Yall got a reservation or one a them uh Call Ahead numbers or somethin?
Hey lissen yall got any “spice?”
Now yall aint a cop or anything, huh? Naw yall aint no cop. No cop ever wore $500 shoes like them there. Pretty lady on the arm, too. How yall doin, Miss? Alright? Yeah, thats good.
Now look here, yall a fancy couple deserve the finer things in life, dig? specially when yall be eatin in one a them upper class places here on the Ave. What yall need is somethin that aint on the menu, right? A little party flavor? So look here I can let yall have some reglar NaCl for an even ten, right? Just wait til the gar-sawn turn his back, and sprinkle it on yalls salad. Were talkin big-time taste, yeah? An look here a little morell getcha the fancy stuff, if yall think yall can handle it. Check it I got Cypress Flake if yall havin seafood, Himalayan course and fine, I even got Alaea Hawaiian if yall gettin somethin off the grill.
Whats that? You want Fleur De Sel de Camargue? Well well well. It sure is nice to meet a man what knows his salt. Yall know thats expensive, yeah? On account a it bein imported? Yeah yall know. Well yall just got lucky, cuz Im the only shaker this side the park what carries it. Yall got the cash, I got the crystals. Yall know what Im sayin? Lets step over here out the way and see what kind a business we can work.
...even after all these years(Menken died in the 50s)it’s almost impossible to improve upon his descripton of the health care tyrants....if anything, they are more zealous than ever.
Yesterdays pot smoking, long haired draft dodging hippie is today’s elderly government working health nazi.
Gandhi started a Revolution when the Government overreached on salt...
Is that the way I am supposed to understand the progressive's world?