[El Gato]

I beg you Please, call her the First Lady.
...
If she says his home country is not America, I think we can all agree to respect this public declaration she has made.

If she's correct, then she is not the First Lady, is she?

[PA-RIVER]

“If she's correct, then she is not the First Lady, is she?”

She is the First Lady, regardless. Our constitution has simply been nullified. But don't worry. It was written by a bunch white men so we are now compelled to ignore it. I think we can all agree on that. Right?

Now, as I have stated before, this can be a good thing. Its simply a matter of perspective. We can now elect a 20 year old hottie from Thailand and watch her strut in and out of the Whitehouse with a Bikini. Thats better than George Bush or Huissein Bin Obbama.