[jonascord]

I've got both skulls of St. Peter. The first was when he died, the other from when he was a child. I'm willing to part with them, as a matched set for only 2000 easy payments of $59.95!...

But wait, there's more!

For the low, low price of $29.95, plus $2 million shipping and handling, the original set of Clark Gas glasses, used at the Last Supper! One of them is sure to be the Holy Grail! This offer will end soon! Don't wait! If you call in the next 10 minutes, we'll ship you the body of Billy Mays, boxed!

[Vendome]

OMG!!! LOL