[Beckwith]

the COLB he's already shown would be sufficient

If someone walked into the Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles with a COLB, they'd throw his ass out the door.

[Kleon]

If someone walked into the Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles with a COLB, they'd throw his ass out the door.

Their website says they require:

"Original birth certificate issued in the U.S. or its territories or a copy certified by the agency that issued the original certificate or a copy certified by a Bureau of Vital Statistics or a state Board of Health within the United States (a hospital-issued certificate is not acceptable)"