It is time to get everyone in Iceland to go to Vic (since that is one of the few towns there I can pronounce) and have the US Navy come join them to tip the island over and extinguish the Volcano.
I stand ready to accept my Nobel Prize whenever they choose to annoint me.
I intend to share my prize money with my mentor, US Representative Hank Johnson , the United Nations International Climate Panel and my personal hero, Al Gore.
The US Navy left Iceland a few years ago.