Was that viking for “Ox roast on saturday, bring your own meade”?
Everyone is Iceland graduates from college : MAGMA CUM LAUDE
New way of testing whether a driver is drunk or not -— make him pronounce Eyjafjallajokull twice.
If World War II ended the depression, we can end this great recession too. Time for the USA to attack Iceland for possessing weapons of mass disruption.
Because of Tiger Woods no virgin can be found to sacrifice to the Volcano.
According to the Mayan calendar the volcano will stop when half of Europe say its name right.
Too early to say how much money we lost – we have to let the dust settle first.