To: blam
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get it under control. I trust you are not in too much distress.” Distress? Who, me? No, my seat was like that when I sat down...
To: Billthedrill
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get it under control. I trust you are not in too much distress.”
"And also...Thank you for flying Air Gaia".
14 posted on
04/16/2010 2:40:28 PM PDT by
Don Corleone
("Oil the gun..eat the cannolis. Take it to the Mattress.")
To: Billthedrill
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get it under control. I trust you are not in too much distress.”Are you telling us everything?
Captain: Not exactly, we're also out of coffee.
AAAAGGGGHH!!!!!!!
18 posted on
04/16/2010 2:42:23 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Billthedrill
Stewardess to Bill: Do I detect a slight urine smell? :D
20 posted on
04/16/2010 2:51:04 PM PDT by
Ditter
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