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Got halfway through it and couldn’t suppress a parody:
Dear Cossack Ivan:
Why did you charge down the streets of that shtetl waving your sword? Don’t you know that it was a market day and the streets were crowded? Aren’t you aware that you’re liable to hurt someone if you charge around on horse in the middle of a crowded street, waving your sword? Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry? Well, I’m greatly concerned by this course of actions, as well as your overall attitude.
Hoping that you see the light and say I’m sorry for decapitating that fish wife and trampling those two street urchins to death, I remain,
Sincerely,
Ronald Lauder
(namby pamby suck up extraordinaire)
PS: Hope your stallion Yavlunka is recovered from the sprained ankle and you got all the street urchin juice off him. Look forward to seeing you at the next golf tournament.
Couldn’t read the rest.