Arminian with an I. However, I like to read Calvin’s commentaries. His systematic theology sucks, but his commentaries are much better, and often contradict his doctrine.
Also, I enjoyed reading this short piece of his:
On the Christian Life: http://www.ccel.org/ccel/calvin/chr_life.toc.html
Calvin was a complex man. I have more heartburn with his followers than with Calvin himself.
So your an American that studies Jacobus Arminian, who rejects Calvinism, but you dabble in it.
Your joke was on those would would confuse Armenian with Arminian, why would you bring religon into things and try to derail the subject?