FWIW, you do too have friends here. ME! BTW, you are one month older than me on FR. Don’t let them hurt your feelings. They’ve called me worse names. But, instead of getting mad, I just wrote them a poem. The Eliot allusion is maybe a bit much:
The Troll Poem
by parsifal
If you don’t agree with ME,
You surely are a TROLL, you see.
It all works out so LOGICKLY,
YOU are a Troll, if WE don’tagree.
And if you disagree with ME,
I’ll tell the MODS, just wait and see!
That’s how I’ll WIN my victory.
By TANTRUMS from my nursery.
I’ll save the MENTAL energy
Defending MY absurdity,
From ANY who might disagree
By crying “TROLL” quite frequently.
I have no sense of DECENCY.
It’s all about my VANITY.
The Center of the Universe is ME!
And you’re a TROLL if you don’t agree!
Optional Ending:
This is how the argument ends...
This is how the argument ends...
This is how the argument ends...
Not with a bang. . .but a Simper.