[OldDeckHand]

"OldD!ckHead hit the deck. An Obama rumpswab pimp-slap that left him stuttering and searching for his Gilligan's hat. "

Yep, precisely what I expected from a moron with a public education and the vocabulary of a 6-year old. Perfect birther.

[Electric Graffiti]

I’d get that kenyan fever checked if I were you. It may result in permanent flat-kneed, round-mouth syndrome. Then again, it’s probably too late in your case.