The first point in our catechism is that we must abstain from government sponsored health insurance because the Em-Grams emanating from socialist schemes have a negative affect on our spiritual and mental health.
Patron Saints: George Washington, Ronald Reagan, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Medved, Todd Beamer and Sarah Palin.
Instead of hymns we sing patriotic songs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQM1oLnMLNU&feature=related
We meet daily on-line to confess any liberal tendency for soft headedness or the sin of basing views on emotion instead of solid evidence, the Constitution and traditional values.
You’ve converted me