[I Buried My Guns]

"...the state’s Department of Revenue asks...whether their “sincerely held religious beliefs” are moving them to petition for an exemption..."

I predict a massive increase in conversions to Amish-ness in the near future. Frankly, if not for the whole religious aspect of it I'd convert immediately, as I find chaste women the sexiest of all women, kinda like Kelly Mcgillis in the movie "Witness", but without that whole bastard kid deal.

I'd even grow a beard! Doesen't that qualify me?

[max americana]

>> predict a massive increase in conversions to Amish-ness in the near future. Frankly, if not for the whole religious aspect of it I’d convert immediately, as I find chaste women the sexiest of all women, kinda like Kelly Mcgillis in the movie “Witness”, but without that whole bastard kid deal.

I’d even grow a beard! Doesen’t that qualify me?
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Of course brother IBMG, practice your butter churning skills and I’ll see you at the barn-raising.