Father Christmas, give us some money
Don’t mess around with those silly toys.
We’ll beat you up if you don’t hand it over
We want your bread so don’t make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys
Keep working you conservatives. After nobama screws the pooch I just know you’ll make this country right again. Just keep working sand payin’ your taxes. Liberals like me always mess up the country and we always have our safety valve: conservatives who work to make it right eventually. Hey...any new “programs” I can take advantage of?????