I think a phony one will work if you don't want to give your real one
Which is precisely why these online petitions are ignored. Pull a random sample of 1000 names from the petition. Does that represent one thousand differnt people, or one guy with a Perl script and a database of first & last names?
By all means, sign the petition if it makes you feel good.
Please don't do so with the expectation that you're changing anything.
By all means, condescend if that’s what blows your skirt up (you know, makes you feel good)
What are you doing?
None of the complainers have answered that question yet
Keep complaining, but "Please don't do so with the expectation that you're changing anything helping the cause."