Have always had a fondness in my heart for your land.
LOL . . . Chinese protectorate might just be safer than in the EU alright!
The EU has to be several layers of evil worse.
Exactly, and besides, the Chinese are that far away, and have not been interested in running countries internal matters, sadly allowing bad things to happen where they trade, without interference in internal matters. Although that will be bad, and supporting that, it is better in our case than the micromanaging of our internal matters that will follow an EU province status.
I am meaning to post an article about the new Chinese Embassy they are planning to open here, it will be the biggest one in the country, and on a very prominent and visible location. Hopefully they will start loaning us money so we wan´t have to listen to EU´s blackmails. We could even lone them an abandoned military base in the country.