Haven’t drank an adult beverage since 1992.
Eubonics.
Month = mumph
Oprah = Ofrah
Basketball = bassetball
LOL!! you know....I was taking a business communications class at nite several years ago and the the instructor started spouting off that...poor black people, they have a right to have their own language and we should accept eubonics etc etc....Of course, being somewhat mouthy... lol I let him have it in front of all the 'wet behind the ears' crowd (I was in my early 30's). At the end of the course, he wrote a review on each student...and he put on my review "---- ------ loves to argue!" LOL
Good for you....I was kidding