Your hobbies are none of my concern. Anything beyond how many people are in my house, their ages and possibly their ethnicity is none of the Government's concern.
If you dont send back a completed form, you will find them at your door
No I won't, they can't get to my door.
...and it doesnt look to me like they give up easily.
Neither do my dogs ; )
You sound like a child. Dont fool yourself. They WILL get your information.