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To: stars & stripes forever

Since drinking parties and poker games that attract the same size of group are allowed, just keep some beer bottles and decks of cards around the house for the members to grab as props if the police come a knocking to enforce this.


18 posted on 03/13/2010 5:30:54 AM PST by I_Like_Spam
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Reminds me of the story about the elementary school teacher who hears suspicious sounds coming from the boys’ bathroom and goes in to investigate. She finds several little boys all down own one knee in a circle. In a loud voice she demands “And just what’ going on here????” There’s a lot of hemming and hawing and finally one of the kids sheepishly admits their shooting craps. The teacher seems quite relieved and says “Oh OK, just so long as you aren’t praying!”


28 posted on 03/13/2010 5:41:18 AM PST by jwparkerjr
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To: I_Like_Spam
Since drinking parties and poker games that attract the same size of group are allowed, just keep some beer bottles and decks of cards around the house for the members to grab as props if the police come a knocking to enforce this.

LOL! That's hilarious! :-)
30 posted on 03/13/2010 5:42:22 AM PST by bearsgirl90
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just keep some beer bottles and decks of cards around the house for the members to grab as props if the police come a knocking to enforce this.

How about a lady-er-um-woman jumping out of a cake?

163 posted on 03/13/2010 8:24:08 AM PST by SteamShovel (When hope trumps reality, there is no hope at all.)
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