Mine was involuntarily installed three days ago. Big Brother is watching. Not that he will have much to go on: we are very niggardly in our energy usage, especially in heating and air conditioning.
Watch for an increase of clandestine indoor pot farms busted with smart meters.
Careful about using that word “niggardly”!
Jackson and Sharpton will organize a protest at your front door, until someone looks it up in the dictionary. But by that time, it’ll be too late. You’ll be on the hook for reparations...