[Idabilly]

“Then you've been cowering in your locker room for 145 years. What's taking you? “

Northern Self Disarmament is almost complete. Just tryin’ to save our civilians this outing. If you'd get rid of them torches - That be a plus.

[Non-Sequitur]

Northern Self Disarmament is almost complete. Just tryin’ to save our civilians this outing. If you'd get rid of them torches - That be a plus.

Yeah, The Onion discovered the real reason a number of years ago:

South Postpones Rising Again For Yet Another Year