Now brothers.
You takes an 8.8 earthquake, that shakes the ground for 8.8 seconds, you gets a shaking and rolling for 77.44% of the time, which if you be lookin at the sunball/moonball in the side yard, it be shakin’ and rollin’ for 8.8 seconds, which get you back to unity: de power o’ ONE.
ONE equals da power of da universe. ONE be our constant.
Our President, he be called da ONE. Da ONE shall overcome all o’dem assholes in congress, all’o dem a-holes on da Supreme Court, all O’Dem idiots in all O’da States!!!
Da ONE, he be our saviour!
Except half of that One is white-oh noes!