[dragnet2]

OBAMA will be making big announcement in a few minutes per CNN...

No joke. What the hey is he going to say??

[TornadoAlley3]

Obama will say ...um tighten your belts America, we will need to raise your taxes 55% to pay for um damage in Chile. It is what America does best, we always help and uh we uh will be there uh for you. I ah ah called the President of Chileee and she knows we got her back. Okay, that's it. Thank You everybody.

[TornadoAlley3]

Obama will also give a shout out to his homeys in Hawaii and remind the world he grew up there and he will advise all to heed the tsunami warnings and mind their leaders.