Yes I can, because I don't have your imagination but I did get the joke.
Looks like you didn't get it as you seem to have a soap opera/gossip imagination and no sense of humor.
The fact that this occupies such a large and important part of your existence is scary.
There are a lot of great hobbies out there...maybe get out and meet some new friends...maybe it's cabin fever.
But there's no need to "have a cow" about it.
