That’s like 9,000 Virgins.
Wanted: Virgins. Lots and lots of them. Applicants must all look like Janet Reno or Helen Thomas. Duties include servicing depraved desires of seamen who died in Jihad with the Great Satan. Must also hold the seaman down and servicing his depraved desires, no matter how hard he fights. Benefits include finally getting boffed, and eternity with seaman who died in Jihad with the Great Satan, and listening to him beg for mercy. Pay? What pay? This is the hereafter, sucka.