[verity]

"What the heck is an - infernal weapon?"

Could be a copy of the New York Times. lol

[Liberty Valance]

Girard faces four counts of possession of an infernal device and four counts of possession of a dangerous weapon.

Everyone knows that infernal devices are the proprietary software that keeps governments from having to answer pesky questions! It's right there under 'pesky questions' in the Dept. of Redundancy Dept.