Kennedee in dainjah? Ai getda nasheenul simpatty ven anudder Kennedee
gohz kaputz..... ifn Mariah valls offa dah skee livt adt ouhr Suhn Fhalley plahce."
" Ai gotda vunny veeling dah Reepublucan Potty tinks RINOS are
pure crapola. Chonny, undt Wooty undt ai ghonna ghet jops ass
Val-Mart greetahs, Home Depot paint mixahs, McD's ketchop pumpahs,
undt vaitahs at Ved Lopstah, ven ai loosses mai jop ass govnah."