Don't you mean ...being a drinking town with a football problem?
Pittsburgh is #59 they received a C-. You need to drink more Iron City and Ying Ling if you want to break the top 50.
Nah, I saw an Iron City license plate that said the opposite one day. Maybe the poor guy bought a mistake...but if he’d put down the brew he may have known that!
Maybe it’s because everyone in Pittsburgh is an alcoholic from August until January and goes into recovery for the rest of the year.