Reminds me of the old story:
A country bumpkin and his bride to be showed up at the preacher’s house, all dressed and ready to marry...tux and wedding dress with veil on...unannounced.
After expliaining to the preacher they decided to get married spur of the moment, the preacher agreed to perform the cerimony. He wedded them in a matter of minutes.
“What do i owe ya, preacher?” the man asked.
“Whatever you think it’s worth,” the man of God replied.
The bumpkin reached in his pocket and gave the preacher 50 cents.
“You may kiss the bride,” the preacher announced. The man lifted his new bride’s veil for the first time.
The preacher looked at the bride and gave back 25 cents.
Okay. That’s kind of funny.
Okay. That’s kind of funny.