[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

Singer was sentenced to life in prison in 2002 after being found guilty of first-degree intentional homicide in the killing of his sister’s boyfriend. The man was bludgeoned to death with a sledgehammer.

*ahem* I believe if they check, it was a +3 Warhammer of Smiting. And as Singer was Chaotic Neutral, he was only playing to his alignment.

Yes, he deserves to be in jail for the rest of his life. Yes, they can take away his favorite game as punishment.

But still! Gang related activities?

[Panzerfaust]

Singer was sentenced to life in prison in 2002 after being found guilty of first-degree intentional homicide in the killing of his sister’s boyfriend. The man was bludgeoned to death with a sledgehammer.

*ahem* I believe if they check, it was a +3 Warhammer of Smiting. And as Singer was Chaotic Neutral, he was only playing to his alignment.

Yes, he deserves to be in jail for the rest of his life. Yes, they can take away his favorite game as punishment.

But still! Gang related activities?

Well, if Singer makes his saving roll (i.e. appeals to a higher court) he may yet get to play. Failing that, I'm recommending he use the Retributive Strike feature of his Staff of the Magi and hope he makes the roll for teleportation to some astral plane......

[rednesss]

"*ahem* I believe if they check, it was a +3 Warhammer of Smiting. And as Singer was Chaotic Neutral, he was only playing to his alignment."

Cheese and rice, I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time I read this or I would have spit it all over my screen. Funniest thing I've read all week. Bravo good sir.