Upgraded from "Distinct and Unpleasant Possibility Which We Would Rather Not Contemplate" to "Virtually Without Doubt in an Impending Fashion and Certain To Cause a Bit of Bother".
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Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.