Tell your friend that you can’t be bothered with Bush and the National Guard. It’s an Urban Myth.
Let them know the real problem we’re fighting over is Teddy’s seat, the Teddy who was expelled from Harvard for cheating, the Teddy who spent his time in the service sitting under umbrella’s at taverns in Paris throwing ‘em back, the Teddy who left a woman to drown while he covered his sorry ass.
Ask her to solve that first. Feel free to add to the Teddy List.
What about the Ted Kennedy who asked that the laws be changed (again) to fill his vacant seat? Sheesh.