[justa-hairyape]

From article.

At Home Depot you could only find pictures of space heaters, telling customers they could order the product online. They had chimney cleaners, but were out of fire wood and Duraflame® logs.

[justa-hairyape]

FYI - Key West reported its coldest day in 112 years. 47 F. 8.3 C.

[mware]

The folks in the UK are buying old encyclopedias and using them instead of firewood.

Hell, they could have a bond fire with the tax code books here in NJ.