[thefactor]

It was during the first 15 minutes of the reception! I knelt down to wipe up some water off the dance floor and RIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!! The rip must have been about 15 inches long.

Thankfully I had black boxers on! I just left my coat on the entire night. My girl didn't even notice until I showed her later on in the hotel room. She laughed her butt off. I kinda wish I had a better story about it but I'm also kinda glad I wasn't totally embarassed.

[PLMerite]

“I kinda wish I had a better story about it but I’m also kinda glad I wasn’t totally embarassed.”

Yeah, if you’d been doing the Cossack Dance or even the Hokey Pokey it would have been classic.

But not being the one thing people remember about a wedding is a good thing, too.

:)

[Peet]

I kinda wish I had a better story about it but I'm also kinda glad I wasn't totally embarassed.

Semper ubi sub ubi...

(Not even CLOSE to a real sentence, all prepositions, but a real old joke...)