I’m sorry folks, but I’ve got to invoke the “Redskins Rule” with regards to the GOP.
While victory seems assured, at some point, well before the end of the game, they’ll stop playing football making the 2010 elections - at the most optimistic - an knuckle-biting event.
Well, sometimes we are a bit slow. We're busy working hard to make a living, supporting our kids, obeying the law, things like that. And we are decent enough not to want to think that people can be such enormous pricks. And they will stop at nothing to corrupt and subvert our process, own and manipulate the mass media, and as another poster suggests, register the populations of Mexico, Iran, Venezuala, Cuba, Kenya, and China to vote in our elections.
BUT this time is different. This is a people's war for the liberties and prosperity we and our children have earned by the grace of God. We are educated, we have initiative, and we know how to take the battle to them. Even in races in brain-dead welfare-roll Democrat states like Massachusetts, New York and California -- we must make this the toughest fight of their lives. Make them bleed every penny and ounce of energy.
And in all the states (like Minnesota) where the Obamanists use vote fraud and bottomless pits of money to file law suits to settle elections, let us fight for every single last vote. No surrenders and take no prisoners. Want law suits? We are preparing to sue the Obamanists in every court possible. Including on "healthcare" and "tax and crap." (Steak-knife Rahm stab us once, shame on you; stab us twice, shame on you again, but we're a tolerant people; stab us three times and shame on us, very very bad news for you.)
The Obamanists have their "rules for radicals." Written in faculty lounges, leftwing cocktail parties, Congressional whorehouses, Hollywood bimbo parties, ACORN and union deals with the mob, and lefist media talk shows. We have our rules written on Omaha Beach, written on Iwo Jima, written on the border with North Korea, written in every neighborhood where people have cleaned out pimps and crack dealers, written in working hard at hard jobs for too little pay but doing the right thing for our kids, written in the Constitution of the United States.
Apparently, the Obamanists didn't notice that even with secret police (the kind Obama wants to put in place here), even with tanks and bayonets (which they used in Hungary, Czechoslovakia and elsewhere), even with all the power of the Soviet state to starve and slave-labor people into submission (as the Chinese are still doing to the benefit of Walmart) -- Solidarity prevailed in Poland, the wall fell in East Germany.
Obamanists are pathological liars and neo-Marxists. They will lie, cheat and steal without blinking. But they have gotten something a little wrong: we have our rules too. We are going to live up to the standards of our forebears in the former colonies who later wrote the Constitution of the United States. Keep smirking Nancy, keep smirking Harry. Keep doing the moon-walk with your big teethy grin waving your sequined glove, Barry. We know where you live, we know where to vote, we're slow to anger. But we are not going to be shy.