[Crim]

HA..got you beat by years...I quit flying when you couldnt smoke anymore...

Told the wife is she ever wants to see paris she will have to divorce me or wait till I die....cuz I aint goin unless I can drive...

[Malsua]

Told the wife is she ever wants to see paris she will have to divorce me or wait till I die?

Take a boat.

[lack-of-trust]

well we have RORO service from Wilmington Delaware to Germany, from there it is a pleasant drive to Paris.

so it’s easy, drive to Delaware, drive onto the ship (after the VW’s are driven off) and take a pleasant ocean voyage to Europe.

hope this helps... I am sure the MRS will be pleased.

[gwilhelm56]

**HA..got you beat by years...I quit flying when you couldnt smoke anymore...**

Last time I few was 1998... I’ve managed to avoid it. Included job on west coast.. They accounted for travel time, and pay was enough to make it worth it ... so EFF the AIRLINES

[Hot Tabasco]

Told the wife is she ever wants to see paris she will have to divorce me or wait till I die

Offer her a trip to Paris alone then casually mention that Tiger Woods gave you his cell phone for Christmas......

[AFreeBird]

Queen Mary II (nice boat) does the whole transatlantic crossing thing. Just like the old days.

I'm sure the wifey wouldn't mind.

[ELS]

Told the wife is she ever wants to see paris she will have to divorce me or wait till I die....cuz I aint goin unless I can drive...

Or they could bring back the transatlantic ocean liners. I would be willing to go that route if it meant not having to go through these ridiculous, feel-good-but-not-really-secure "security" measures.

[AnOldCowhand]

Paris, Texas???